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Horny for horror movies? Think there's way too much T&A of the female variety to satisfy a gay guy? That’s where Stud Stalking comes in. I’ve created a list of must-see horror and goth themed films, but not exactly because they’re going to scare the pants off of you. Although, when you lay your eyes on some of these horror hunks, you may want to lose the pants anyway….

Just a note. I’ve written this list from my perspective as a white guy, hence, specifying any hunk who is not Caucasian. So if ethnicity or race is not mentioned, just assume the hunk in question is plain old vanilla!

If you are as compulsive as me and see a movie you must have immediately, simply click on the DVD image to go pick it up at Amazon!

These are the men in movies A-L. Click here to stalk men in movies M-Z.

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ADAM & EVIL

An all-American athletic type runs around in just his boxers in the first five minutes of this slasher. The male cast includes some younger pretty boys and a couple of rough bearish men!

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AMITYVILLE HORROR (REMAKE)

I am very close to the original Amityville Horror incidents, both the very real DeFeo murders and the apparently bogus Lutz hauntings, since I grew up on Long Island. As a result, I was totally bummed by this movie, which claimed to be “based on a true story,” yet changed EVERYTHING about the original story the Lutz’s told…as well as the architectural structure of the house! This was basically a special effects haunted house movie that opted for name familiarity. While disappointed with the butchered storyline, I ended up loving this film…because Ryan Reynolds spends almost the entire movie shirtless in nearly sheer pajama bottoms that dip super low in both the front and back. Despite having the smoothest, most hairless body ever, he has a full beard in this film! For a movie featuring a shirtless Ryan without a beard…see Blade: Trinity below.

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ANACONDAS

This is a case where the sequel to a film made up for how utterly bad the first one was. This sequel is a fun, hokey joyride with vastly improved special effects. Plus, just about every man in this movie is hot: the stunning dark chocolate Morris Chestnut; Matthew Marsden with his sexy British accent; Latin hunk Nicholas Gonzalez. And in this melting pot of beauty (although, none of these men take off their shirts), there is Johnny Messner. Tattoos, blue eyes, facial scruff, and nipples that practically rip through his tight shirt. From the moment he appears on screen, he’s as dirty as a sex pig. He’s also wet or sweaty for most of the movie. And let’s not forget, he wrestles a mechanical alligator! What a man!

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AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

Anyone who crushed on David Naughton in the late 70s after his Dr. Pepper commercials, his hit song “Makin’ It” and his failed sitcom Makin’ It, was in for a treat when this landmark werewolf film came out. Aside from being a classic, Naughton gets naked quite a bit. He has a tight body and a gorgeous full ass…that grows a whole lotta hair when he turns into a wolf. Heh heh. Plus, slow motion allows you to hone in on some flopping wanger.

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AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS

Not to be outshined in the hunk department, this inferior sequel casts one Phil Buckman, who clearly makes the gym a top priority in his life. When he’s not wearing a wifebeater, he’s stripping down to nothing but his boxers, a watch, and a choker (and man, does he look good in a collar…).

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ANDRE THE BUTCHER

Not the only movie on my list that happens to star porn legend Ron Jeremy—but he’s not the reason this one makes the list. Aside from a couple of gay jokes in this horror comedy, there are also two cute escaped prison inmates chained together for a good part of the movie (one checks out the other’s wiener while he’s peeing). And although he’s not my type, some might enjoy one of the teens in the film, who has a lean body and long surfer dude hair, and ends up in his tighty whities.

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APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Classic slasher movie. Sexy muscular 80s stud Ken Olandt appears in just his tighty-whities. And it’s more than just a flash. Later, he runs around in wet swimming trunks—and runs out of a boathouse with them down off his buns a bit! Some of the other guys are cute, too.

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THE BACKLOT MURDERS

A total campfest slasher about a video shoot for a rock band. Absolutely hysterical—and surprisingly, there are actually some really gruesome moments at the end. Aside from Priscilla Barnes’ over the top performance, there’s an hysterical gay video director played by Charles Fleischer, and he and Priscilla steal the show. Some really cheesy chicks with big tits add to the camp. Then, there are the men. The ‘lead singer’ Brian Gaskill is an adorable blond. The ‘drummer’ has a bod of death, and appears with his shirt off. Ironically, the DVD of this movie includes a video of the movie’s theme song by the actual band who recorded the song, and the drummer in the band has an even BETTER body, and also goes shirtless—but wears a mask so you never see his face. And best of all, just to up the body count, they throw in murders of people who don’t even appear in the film but are supposed to be like ‘crew’ members on the video set…including a musclehead in a wifebeater.

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BAD MOON

This lost werewolf flick of the 1990s, with a werewolf reminiscent of those in the original The Howling, stars the studly Michael Paré of Eddie and the Cruisers fame. Although it was like 13 years later, his body was still to die for. Get that remote ready, because in the first 5 minutes he’s completely naked, and if you freeze frame, you can catch a glimpse of his penis in the bottom right corner of your screen. As for the movie, it has great gory werewolf moments but no real scares, although the ending action is great.

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BEYOND EVIL

John Saxon has done his fair share of horror films, and is most recognized as Nancy’s father in A Nightmare on Elmstreet. But in this film, he looks so incredibly sexy. Just on the verge of male pattern baldness, his face is chiseled, his dark eyes are gorgeous, he wears tight pants that show of his swelling buns, and he has such a man body and hairy chest. In only tight sleeping bottoms near the end of the movie, he shows off tan, deep ripped abs. Gorgeous.

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BIG BAD WOLF

What a deliciously campy werewolf film. The first focus on a cute young victim—I mean—guy, begins at his cute butt. Same guy later ends up shirtless, running around in his tighty whities. And if you like them older and rough around the edges, long-time character actor Richard Tyson still has a decent bod, and roams around shirtless and in a sweaty tanktop.

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BIRTH RITE

Devin Hamilton, who also directed the films Bleed and Delta Delta Die! (both below), is a friend to the gays when it comes to man candy! Actor Danny Wolske, who also appears in Bleed, is just stunning with blond hair, blue eyes, chiseled features and ripped muscles. He looks more pumped in this film than in Bleed—but shows less of that luscious butt. Another hunky guy gets his clothes magically ripped off by a witch. Ah—if only I had those powers. And the horny young witch also lands herself a naked pretty boy twink who has nothing but his hands over his goodies, and shows off his pert little tush.

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BLADE: TRINITY

I would advise you to watch all three Blade movies because of the luscious Wesley Snipes and his rippling, glistening muscles, and a tendency to be shirtless. But, this third film, in my opinion, is called ‘trinity’ because there are three gods in it. First, we have the just mentioned Wesley Snipes. Next, there is the ridiculously masculine and beautiful Dominic Purcell of Prison Break—and his head isn’t shaved in this film. Plus, you get some momentary shirtless scenes of him—before he, uh, morphs. And finally, Ryan Reynolds, shirtless, on his knees and chained up. I totally read his character in this film as being gay. Pay attention to all his campy lines and you’ll see what I mean. Plus, his interplay with Parker Posey totally implies a fag and hag relationship.

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BLEED

This is one low budget slasher, but I found it fairly entertaining. Particularly since it’s LOADED with adorable, pumped men who are constantly taking their clothes off and showing off some of the hottest muscle butts! You won’t believe how much man booty is in this movie—including a big hairy one! Director Devin Hamilton gives us more of the same in Birth Rite and Delta Delta Die!

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BLOOD DOLLS

Such a great, terrible, cheesy rip-off of the Puppet Master movies. This ridiculous flick features the exploitation of a male for a change—as a business-type spends almost the whole movie in leather or a leopard thong playing the submissive slave to a dominatrix.

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BLOODY MURDER

There are a few cuties and bods in this Friday the 13^th rip-off, but the real beefcake belongs to the meaty head counselor. Only thing is—he needs to just give in to his balding pattern and shave it all off, because the thinning hair just isn’t working….

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BLOODY MURDER 2

This sequel blows away the first movie, and is a pretty damn good slasher.  My fave femme fatal Tiffany Shepis is part of the cast. There are several cuties in this one, and a few bodies on display, including the best bod of all, which belongs to a black beauty after he steps out of a shower stall.

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BLOODY MOVIE

In this really odd campy slasher, a biker dude may have really bad Night Ranger hair, but he’s got a body of death…and he’s in leather pants and a leather vest! He also gets naked and shows off his ass! There are a couple of other cheesy 80s hunks, too.

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BRIDE OF CHUCKY

Brilliantly, the fourth and fifth sequel for the Chucky franchise set up camp so far into the woods that it left mainstream America behind forever, thanks in large part to Jennifer Tilly’s performances. Bride gets added gay points for having the fierce (and sometimes vicious) Alexis Arquette doing what she does best…gender-bending. This time, she is wearing her ‘he’ clothes, sort of, as a Marilyn Manson goth type. The hunk focus here is on lead actor Nick Stabile. This gorgeous young man has a shirtless scene in which his tanned, tight muscles are gleaming in the sun. Absolutely scalding.

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BROTHERHOOD I-IV

Welcome to the world of director David DeCoteau, who has made a career out of B horror movies filled with young men who spend much screen time in their underwear. Often, it’s nearly sheer wet underwear in this particular series, with tons of self-exploration of chests and rippling torsos, as well as lots of ‘platonic’ shared touching. In terms of man candy—and, ironically, quality of the plots for each film—the order is 4, 2, 1, 3. Warlocks, vampires, jocks, armed service cadets…there is no connection between any of the movies, but they always revolve around some supernatural group of elite young men in a sort of campus environment.

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BURIED ALIVE

Steve Sandvoss, the cutie Mormon in the gay film Latter Days, has a major role in this slasher, and it’s always nice to look at him for long stretches of time. You also see some man ass briefly at the beginning of the film.

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CAMP BLOOD TRILOGY

Since the DVD is all 3 movies on one disc, it’s easiest to knock this off in one shot. Fact is, the men get progressively hotter as the series goes on. Each film has a cutie or two and some nice jean and tank top action, but it is in the third one that a hunk takes off his shirt.

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CAMPFIRE TALES

Ron Livingston of Sex and the City (Mr. Post-it) appears in one segment of this anthology, and has his shirt off quite a bit. He also runs out into the woods naked, but you only get to see shadows of his tush in the dark. Another segment stars the late Glenn Quinn, who played Mark on the TV show Roseanne. He was so very cute.

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CANDYMAN 3: DAY OF THE DEAD

Finally a man is cast in this series who is sweet enough to live up to the title. Of course, Tony Todd is always a hunky, if not menacing presence…and that VOICE (ooh yeah. Hurt me, Candyman!). The bonus here is the Latin hotness of Jsu Garcia. He was a teenager in the original A Nightmare on Elmstreet, but he’s all man in this one. Tall, dark, and hunky.

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THE CAVE

Okay, so the movie might be really bad, but it is a stud banquet. A mostly male cast, all in wet suits, including Cole Hauser (chin cleft of death), Eddie Cibrian (dimples of death), Morris Chestnut (lips of death), Rick Ravanello (arms of death).

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CEMETERY MAN

Our man Rupert Everett carries this entire gross out zombie-fest by himself…and spends a lot of time shirtless. Plus you get a glimpse at his tush.

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CHILLERS

This extremely low-budget 80s anthology movie has some creepy moments. The first story, set around a swimming pool, features a hunky swimmer in a speedo the whole time. Unfortunately, he’s not exactly ‘alive’ after a while….

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CHOPPING MALL

This is a horror/sci-fi from 1986. Great title if it was actually a stalker doing the killing, but instead it’s mall security robots gone wild! All the guys are cute, even the two geeky ones, and they all run around shirtless! Actor Russell Todd has HUGE B.J. lips and appeared in Friday the 13^th Part II. The stud in the film, John Terlesky, who appears in his tighty-whities, gets killed first, naturally, since he’s the most likely to have sex!

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CHRISTINA'S HOUSE

Double your cuties. Brendan Fehr is Christina’s boyfriend, with disheveled hair, big full lips, and a nice long and strong nose. Blond hottie Brad Rowe is a hunky fix-it-man, and you know what that means: scruffy facial hair, dirty jeans, dirty body. Tongue bath anyone?

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CLUB DREAD

This slasher comedy that gets a bad rap can’t be all that bad—since it opens with a cutie in the woods who wants his girlfriend to lick his chest and nipples! And the unassumingly adorable Steve Lemme spends a majority of the movie shirtless, often in tight little shorts!

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THE COVENANT

This movie is sort of like Lost Boys on witchcraft. I'm surprised it made the theaters, because it feels more like a Sci-fi Channel original. The best part of the film is the incredibly cute young men, particularly lead Steven Strait (what a tragic last name!). He's simply gorgeous. There are a couple of fantastic shirtless scenes, including a locker room shower scene involving bare butts. And there's also a man-on-man kiss!

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A CRACK IN THE FLOOR

An early tease seems promising. A quite handsome chap with tight jeans and a delectable tush takes his shirt off—but the camera is focused on his lower half, so you don’t see much of anything! And the only other real payoff in this film is those adorable dimples on Mario Lopez. He also appears briefly wearing a white tank top. I would have liked to have seen some crack in A Crack in the Floor.

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CREEPSHOW 2

The man meat in this sequel is in one of my favorite stories of all the Creepshow stories, entitled “The Raft.” A total 80s California blond strips down to his speedo and is soon stranded on a wooden platform in the middle of a lake.

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CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER

Part 6 of the Puppet Master series is loaded with cuties, including a bunch of hoods (one who pumps iron with no shirt on), a hot cop, and a protagonist with a great body—that he shows off when he walks around in tighty-whities.

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DAGON

Overlooked creepy flick by the director of the Re-Animator movies. The star is Ezra Godden. He’s Clark Kent sexy. He has his shirt off a lot at the beginning of the movie—and shows a profile of his cute butt.

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DARKNESS FALLS

This movie gets such a bad rap. For me, it’s a fun little thrill ride I can get on again and again. The lead actor, Chaney Kley, is a fun little thrill ride I’d like to get on again and again as well. Alas, he never shows any flesh.

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DARKWALKER

In this wicked low budget 2003 ‘monster’ slasher, the lead male is an absolutely adorable dark haired guy. And the over the top redneck sheriff is a big bear goon. His muscles practically rip through his shirt, and his open collar displays some serious white fuzz!

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DAWN OF THE DEAD (ORIGINAL)

Unlike most zombie movie fans who think this is the best zombie film ever made because it sends a “huge social comment for those of us who are smart enough to get it,” I basically think this is one of the weakest zombie films ever made. The social message couldn’t be any more obvious because it hits you over the head nonstop, making for the longest stretches of some of the most boring scenes ever in a zombie film, with the most dated 1970s soundtrack sap. Plus, it was just about the worst zombie makeup ever. The zombies were basically people with their faces painted blue. So why did this movie make the list? Because late into the film, Tom Savini, special effects master (don’t know what went wrong on this film), shows up as a biker, with a built body and the tightest jeans that show off his nice meaty ass. Plus, he sports a 1970s gay porn star mustache that even straight guys were wearing back then…yummy. I’ve had a crush on him ever since seeing this film.

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DEAD & BREAKFAST

Awesome slapstick horror comedy. For starters, I have a thing for Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays the bearish, bearded sheriff (see his image on imdb—he has no beard and man is he sexy). He’s also the dad (daddy!) on Supernatural. But the real hunk sneaks up on you in this one. Erik Palladino proves to be adorable as the film progresses, with a great little bod. He never gets undressed, but it’s easy to see all his muscles—and his thick lips are mesmerizing….

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DEAD AND ROTTING

A low budget flick about three men who go up against a witch. The lead actor, Stephen O’Mahoney, has a highly toned body—lean and perfect—and he spends much of the movie shirtless in either tight underwear or long johns.

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DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE

This film from 1991 looks like it was definitely filmed before 90s fashion came into vogue. The lack of budget is what makes this film so frickin’ creepy. There’s one male character who has it going ON. Amazing body and tight jeans that show off all his assets. You get to stare at him for the whole film because he’s the hero.

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THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING

Cheesy, comedy camp zombie flick. Involves a bunch of guys filming a horror movie in an abandoned hospital. One of the actors in the ‘movie-within-a-movie’ walks around in a banana hammock in the first few minutes of the film! Okay, so he’s painted yellow and spewing fake blood from the mouth, but he’s got a nice bod. And the lead in the actual movie, Eric Clawson, has dark hair and wears jeans and a T-shirt and is absolutely adorable with his soul patch.

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DEAD MEN WALKING

The first zombie prison movie to make my list (also see Zombie Death House below). Many people seem to hate this movie, but personally, it’s one of my favorite zombie films in my collection. Since it takes place in a prison, it is LOADED with men. And the lead actor, Griff Furst, is just delicious, reminding me of a slightly more rugged Joey Lawrence.

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DEEP BLUE SEA

This cheesy attempt to bring back the “Jaws” genre totally grew on me, and I can watch it over and over. It helps that the absolutely stunning Thomas Jane is in a tight wetsuit the whole time. He would go on to color his hair black for The Punisher—a title I’d love to see him earn in a very different way! And let’s not forget, ever-sexy LL Cool J is also in this film, but WAY too clothed.

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DEEP IN THE WOODS

This French film is incredibly atmospheric and a nod to director Dario Argento. There’s a young dark-haired guy who has his moments where he looks great, and a blond Adonis who gets naked (you see butt). There’s also some bizarre underlying, unexplained, homoerotic themes.

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DELTA DELTA DIE!

This is director Devin Hamilton’s gayest movie simply because it’s so over-the-top campy—it’s definitely one that gay guys will be quoting. And just like in Bleed and Birth Rite, there are plenty of hunky guys naked during a shockingly elongated scene of full frontal nudity by a pool! The plot is that a bunch of sorority girls hack up hot and sexy jocks and bake them into delta delta pies….

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DEMONS

You just have to see the oiled up, shirtless gym bunnies in tight 80s shorts fighting of a pack of demons with dumbbells. Awesome.

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THE DENTIST

In case you don’t know who ‘The Dentist’ is, it’s Corbin Bernsen. And he inflicts some serious pain on those who make him angry. One of his targets is the pool boy—and let me tell you, this pool boy can skim the scum from my surface anytime! Be warned, there’s also some over-the-top but wicked teeth torture.

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DO YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET

Okay. You’ll find this slasher in your bargain bin for $5.99. But it’s got a grown and muscular Joey Lawrence billed as Joseph Lawrence, adorable Chad Allen, and a hunky black guy. And they spend most of the film either shirtless or in wifebeaters.

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DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE

Honestly, it’s kind of disturbing to find something sexy in this film, which I feel is more of a brutal misogynistic piece than a horror movie. It’s about a psychotic Vietnam vet who rapes and strangles women. However, Nicholas Worth, the balding, beefy, bearish actor who plays the killer has a frighteningly powerful sexual presence on screen. He’s shown shirtless in the very first scene, there’s footage of him pumping iron, and he even appears in black underwear at one point. He’s actually one of those actors you totally recognize when you see him.

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DR. GIGGLES

A tight-bodied surfer dude takes a bath with a condom in this one. And he’s got some huge nipples!

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ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

My favorite goth diva did her gay fans right casting the God-like Daniel Greene as her love interest in this campfest. He’s a big hunky football player type and plays it dumb in this film, which makes him all the more sexy! In the 1990s, before she’d made her second film, Elvira’s Haunted Hills (which features a shirtless hunk who doesn’t speak English!), I went to a book signing in New York City. When it was my turn to have her sign my book, the conversation went just like this:

ME: Elvira, when are you going to make a sequel to Mistress of the Dark?

CASSANDRA PETERSON (her real name): I’m workin’ on it, honey.

ME: Well, you must cast that stud from the first movie again.

CASSANDRA: Ooh la la! He was HOT! (dramatic pause followed by a conspiratorial whisper) I heard he’s working at a Home Depot in Ohio!

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EVIL BREED: THE LEGEND OF SAMHAIN

This inbred killer family flick has an appearance by Richard Grieco. Although I hate when he has long hair, he still looks good overall—and spends most of his onscreen time shirtless. And finally, much later in the film, there’s some cute man tush during a shower sex scene.

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EVIL LAUGH

After the initial murder scene in this late 80s slasher, we’re treated to TWO shirtless muscle men in tight jeans! And one of them is Scott Baio’s brother! In fact, there are hunky shirtless men throughout this flick. One in a spiked collar and black undies, one in tight shorts...who gets naked and has his ass squeezed by another man! And don’t miss the ridiculous scene of white people dancing to cheesy 80s dance music. It’s hysterical. The whole premise of the movie is that the killer heckles when claiming victims.

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FEVER LAKE

Mario Lopez. SHIRTLESS.

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FINAL STAB

Holy Crap! Call the Guiness Book of World Records! This slasher starts with a MALE shower scene! Of course it does—it’s a David DeCouteau film. As with all the director’s flicks, this is loaded with cute guys. Also watch out for a blond who’s got a tight, rippled body when he appears in only his black tighties.

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FLESH EATER

Simply awesome. S. William Hinzman is the man who played the very first zombie you see in the original 1968 Night of the Living Dead. About 20 years later, he cast himself as the lead zombie in his unofficial follow-up. This film is loaded with cute guys with bad 80s haircuts and tight-tight-tight 80s jeans. Men just don’t fill jeans the way they used to…. Best part: the biggest muscle stud with the biggest muscle ass lasts through the end.

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FREDDY VS. JASON

It doesn’t get any sexier than Freddy and Jason getting nasty together. Just kidding. Young stud Jesse Hutch didn’t shave his chest or armpits for the camera. He beds my fave femme fatale Katharine Isabelle. And Brendan Fletcher, who has done his fair share of horror flicks, pushes his cute bare buns up against a piece of plexi-glass in this one.

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FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3

There had to be at least a few studs in this long running series! Jeffrey Rogers, a cute dark haired guy with a smooth lean body, goes shirtless, and has a habit of walking on his hands…which makes for a messy death scene!

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FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING

Lead actor John Shepherd goes shirtless a lot, and has a nice tight, ripped body. His character Tommy is brought back in the next installment, unfortunately, he doesn’t reprise the role. His isn’t the only nice, shirtless body in the film, either.

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THE FRIGHTENING

Director David DeCoteau works his homoerotic magic—plenty of incredible young bodies in TIGHT underwear.

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FROM BEYOND

The real treat in this film is to see Ken Foree, who is basically the ultimate black horror hero (you’ll know him when you see him), running around in nothing but a banana hammock! Another horror movie staple, Jeffrey Combs, surprises with a very well-defined body that he shows off in several scenes.

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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

This awesome film that creeps up on you and suddenly turns into a horror movie stars not only the ever-sexy George Clooney, but special effects master Tom Savini, still looking good and beefy, with a little something extra in the crotch area….

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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY

Like ‘em Latin and beefy? Then look no further than this one. Raymond Cruz is shirtless for his entire run in this film. Short and stocky with full lips and thick dark hair. Yum. He does push-ups for the camera in his first scene. Later on, he does SEX push-ups with a woman. So much of the scene focuses on his body and face—and the sheet falling down off his ass. And let me just say, if he fucks like that in real life, OUCH (in a good way).

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THE FUNHOUSE

They just don’t get any 80s cuter than the male lead in this film—who wears a nipple hugging shirt…and tight jeans! What a hottie!

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GHOULIES IV

The series went complete camp with this final entry, which was loaded with slutty chicks. The saving grace for the gays is Peter Liapis. A phenomenal feat, the filmmakers managed to get him back from the FIRST movie 9 years before! In that time, he went from pretty boy to MAN. Here, he’s rugged and beefy for those of us into mature men. He takes off his shirt quite a bit—although, he’s surprisingly got no hair on his meaty chest, making me suspect he shaved it. There’s also a close-up of bare-ass, but I can’t be sure that it isn’t a butt double, though.

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THE GRUDGE 2

Way too many school girls running around in this sequel, but there is one scruffy young stud who showers while his Asian girlfriend gets grudged to death in the bedroom. When he comes out of the shower, he is in a very low hanging towel, and he's got that gorgeous lower abs V definition framing his treasure trail. You know just what I'm talking about....

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HALLOWEEN II

Leo Rossi made his mark on the genre starring in all the Relentless films. But before that he had a great nude scene and a great body and ass in this film. Get a great look at his meaty mounds when he steps out of a hot tub.

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HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

Yes, the one that has nothing to do with Michael Myers. Watch it as a stand alone with no expectations, and it’s a pretty creepy concept. Anyway, Tom Atkins, a daddyish mustached man who is no stranger to horror films, shows his derriere when he gets out of bed.

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THE HAZING

Title says it all. If there’s hazing, of course there are men in undies! It actually kicks the movie off—but they are in bra and panties…. But they soon remove the bras. One of them is Asian cutie Parry Shen, who is no stranger to horror movies and TV shows. A blond cutie spends time in a wifebeater, leather pants and spiked collar.

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HEADSPACE

What a tease. Two fleeting scenes where you get glimpses of the cute derriere of a nice looking bearded blond guy.

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HELL NIGHT

80s men, 80s men, everywhere! Vincent Van Patten (son of Dick Van Patten of the TV show Eight is Enough) has an amazing body—and runs around in print boxers! Most of the boys are hunky here.

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HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH

Odd to pick this one out of the eight that have been made (EIGHT! Can you believe it???). Muscle stud J.P. Monroe runs around practically naked, his body glistening with oil, which makes this one of the most memorable of the series for gay guys!

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HOSTEL

Way before this film gets gruesome and disturbing (and it does), lead actor Jay Hernandez lights up the screen as a bad boy and somewhat of a prick. Keep an eye out for the sauna scene (another character spreads his butt cheeks!) and also Hernandez getting down to his boxer briefs!

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HOUSE OF THE DEAD

People HATE this movie! It’s SO cheesy that I absolutely love it—particularly because of the obnoxious continual clips of the actual video game thrown into the middle of the action. It’s a throw away video game, so the movie should have the same exact feel. And it does. Mindless fun. The treat for hunk hunters is a guy named Will Sanderson. He looks like an all-American class clown, and he’s just adorable. At one point he gets on all fours, hovering over his girlfriend, and arches his back, leaving his tight jeans to stretch taut against his bubbly buns. Magnificent.

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HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2: DEAD AIM

Not sure which one zombie fans hate more, this or the first. I think the zombie action is better in this one. And there are hunky army men of every race and nationality—all mostly shirtless in a locker room scene. You can practically smell the jockstraps.

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HOUSE OF WAX

Another movie horror fans seem to hate that I thought was a load of slasher fun and fear. There are plenty of cute guys, too, including Chad Michael Murray of One Tree Hill, who looks the most manly I’ve ever seen him in this flick, Jared Padalecki of Supernatural, muscular and black Robert Ri’chard (who shows some skin!) and a rough but sexy man named Brian Van Holt.

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THE HOWLING

Not only does this classic werewolf film boast incredible special effects and Dee Wallace-Stone, one of my fave femme fatales, but it also features her bearish and, sadly, late husband, Christopher Stone. I’ve had a crush on him since 1978 when he was Lindsay Wagner’s boyfriend on The Bionic Woman. In The Howling, you get a quick glimpse of his tush…and he goes beyond being a bear….!

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HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF

This goofy sequel is still watchable with its bad makeup effects and exploitation of female bodies. Besides, it manages to slip in some man candy. The blond male lead is quite cute, looks great in tight 80s jeans, and even shows some nice pecs and nipples. One of the male werewolves has a great body in human form, but we’re mostly teased with it, although there’s a great bare back scene (no, not that kind of bare back). Finally, there’s a really bizarre moment where there is a major close-up on the muscle ass and thighs of some guy who’s hitchhiking in TINY tight shorts. In fact, he becomes a victim within moments—his ass gets more camera time than his face. It doesn’t get any better than that!

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HOWLING IV: THE ORIGINAL NIGHTMARE

The absolute gorgeous Michael T. Weiss of the TV show The Pretender co-stars in this fourth sequel. While he has really horrible long 80s hair, he’s got sexy George Michael facial scruff, and his hairy chest is on display constantly (and no, not as a werewolf). There is a small role by a muscular blond actor named Antony Hamilton, and he is so hot he would have upstaged Michael if he’d been in the film more!

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IDLE HANDS

There are no hot studs in this one, but it makes my list for one reason only—it is the only evidence I have that the “Chiller” hand with six fingers actually exists! If you grew up in the 1970s, you may have seen this promo for horror late shows on broadcast TV. This short animated clip was always more scary than the movie showing. And just imagine what a hand with six fingers could do to you…. Okay, now I’m just being plain gross.

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I'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

WHY??? You may ask yourself. Believe me, this third film in the series is a total rehash of the original, with a lame ending. But there is one stud moment. A blond lifeguard with a sweet torso and some knobby nipples.

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I'LL BURY YOU TOMORROW

This low budget gore fest is super schlock. Alan Rowe Kelly, the writer and director, is one of the lead characters, playing a female body thief (he’s a total gender-bender). This is a real twisted film, so if you’re strictly into mainstream stuff, beware. The reason it makes the Stud Stalking list is because a man named Jerry Murdock, who plays the sheriff investigating odd goings-on at a funeral parlor, is so incredibly sexy, with chiseled features, spiky graying hair, gorgeous eyes, and a hunky, masculine physique. He plays a dual role as his own brother, looking like some serious rough trade in his disguise, showing off more of his muscles in tight jeans and tight T-shirt. I could look at this man all day.

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JASON GOES TO HELL

Oh yeah! In the ninth installment of the Friday the 13^th series, a total muscle stud takes off all his clothes during a tenting scene, and you see plenty of views of his buns. And the real shocker…he didn’t SHAVE them!

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JAWBREAKER

Not exactly a ‘horror’ movie, but a total goth edge, with vicious girls, murder and camp. An amazing cast including many of my fave femme fatales. Rose McGowan’s character has a boyfriend with a delectable body. And, while he’s practically naked, she makes him suck on an ice pop like it’s an erect penis. HOT.

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JAWS 3-D & JAWS THE REVENGE

Okay, so the sequels got worse as they went on…but these had some hot properties. There’s a small appearance in the beginning of 3 by a mega-hunk who works at the water park setting…he’s the first one to go, sadly. Mario Van Peebles spends a lot of time in water in the atrocious fourth installment.

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JEEPERS CREEPERS 2

A cheap thrill ride in more ways than one. Personally, I could watch both Jeepers Creepers movies over and over again. This one has an edge because it’s loaded with frat boy types who, at one point, lie across the top of a school bus, all sunbathing shirtless.

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KILLER BASH

DeCoteau is at it again. This time, the director focuses on fraternity boys in their undies, with particular attention to the erect nipples of a real hottie doing bench presses as the boys all pump iron shirtless!

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KILLER INSTINCT

Aside from the fact that this slasher has an appearance by my fave femme fatale Dee Wallace-Stone, there are a few cute victims—I mean—men, and the absolute hottest of the bunch, a dark and muscular guy, gets tied to a bed completely naked with just a small cloth over his crotch….

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KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE

An 80s cheese classic—if you hate clowns, this one will actually freak you out. The two lead males, one dark haired and blue-eyed, the other a blond cop, are both adorable in that 80s kinda way. Tragically, there’s no shirt removal!

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KILLJOY 2: DELIVERANCE FROM EVIL

Ah, another clown flick. This is a sequel to a low-budget blaxploitation horror flick. The beautiful man in this film is one Charles Austin. Deep dark skin, full lips, sexy goatee—and a HOT body and big nipples he shows for only a quick moment! What a tease! Be warned: Killjoy is one creepy M.F.er!

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LEECHES

David DeCoteau gone wild! Here, the director basically creates a cheesy 50s bad special effects monster movie with softcore exhibitionism! SO many hot young men in speedos, some HUGE nipples, and even an older very hot swim coach who shows off some sexy, hairy armpits! I don’t know how DeCoteau focuses so much on male physiques yet never seems to get the boys in anything less than their underwear!

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LEPRECHAUN

In the late 80s, if you needed an all-American, football hero type, you called on an actor named Ken Olandt, from April Fool’s Day, who is the lead opposite Jennifer Aniston in this campfest—and of course, shows off his muscles in a tank and tight jeans. Ken also has a scene in a G-string in the non-horror film Summer School.

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LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE