Category Archives: I Want Candy – And Other Treats

80s flix that need to come to DVD or Blu-Ray before download-only takes over the world!!!

Between working at a video store in the 80s that was in business from day one of the VHS era and having cable, I pretty much saw every 80s movie that ever existed. And just like my music collection, my … Continue reading

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The Gingerdead Man needs a little Christmas spirit

In a last ditch effort to keep Christmas alive, I decided my next movie venture should be The Gingerdead Man trilogy. Needless to say, my biggest disappointment is that it doesn’t even revolve around the Christmas holiday! I know. Little … Continue reading

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The new limited edition Pepsi is a real drag-on fruit

What the hell is dragon fruit? I didn’t know until I ran across this new Pepsi on the shelf at Target and Googled it. It’s a real fruit and it looks sort of like Audrey II from Little Shop of … Continue reading

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UNREAL chocolate candy may be TOO real for my tastes…

With some seriously sleek and sexy black packaging with neon accents, the Unreal candy line immediately caught my eye. Even more compelling was the promise of no corn syrup, no partially hydrogenated oil, no artificial ingredients, no preservatives, etc., etc. … Continue reading

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The horror down under. In the subways, that is…

One of the most disturbing ‘urban legends’ is of the once human, now mostly demented people who supposedly live in the never explored caverns and tunnels of the underground subway and train systems. You could say it’s a breeding ground … Continue reading

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Snickers 3x Chocolate – when too much chocolate negates EVERYTHING

Some people pee a little when they laugh. Others throw up a little in their mouths when they hear something gross. Being a choco-whore-ic, I’ve been known to cum a little when I discover a new candy on the market. … Continue reading

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NEW!: Amazing Entenmann’s and more Pepsi Poison…

It was a big weekend at the grocery store for me, having found TWO products with“NEW!” bursts on the packaging. Pepsi has cursed us with yet another chemical-loaded calorie-phobic drinker’s cola featuring, as usual, a label that looks mostly non-distinct … Continue reading

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I give Dr. Pepper TEN about an 8

In a never ending effort to make diet sodas taste better—and probably more attractive to male demographics by not calling them diet’, these companies are always coming up with alternatives to their girly ‘diet’ sodas. We have Pepsi Max, Coke … Continue reading

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My hellish hurricane weekend…that had nothing to do with the hurricane…

Is it true that strange things happen when nature is about to strike? Is the equilibrium of our existence sent into a tornado of imbalance just because a ‘hurricane’s a’ comin’’ [citation: Sophia Petrillo]? Let’s see… Thursday night, Danny was … Continue reading

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Love chocolate, love Twinkies…but what about chocolate filled Twinkies???

So aside from the fact that, just like all other foods, Twinkies have shrunk in size and they totally cheat you on the amount of cream inside, I’m still a huge fan. I was even more huge a fan of … Continue reading

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