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- Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts
- Living in the 80s – forever
- Movie Times & Television Schedules – Staying Entertained
- Sound Check – The Songs Stuck in My Head
- Tell You What's On My Mind (Pure Energy)
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- The Evil of the Thriller – Everything Horror
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Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts
Calling all gay horror whores!
As a gay guy who has been obsessed with horror since I was a little kid, I never searched for any correlation between the genre and the orientation. I just thought horror fans were horror fans. But because horror over … Continue reading
Posted in Everyday I Read the Book: Literary Thoughts, In My Write Mind: News About My Writings, Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Tell You What's On My Mind (Pure Energy), The Dan Zone Files - Just the Facts, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Boys Bears & Scares, Closet Monsters, Combustion, gay horror, Horny Devils
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What a perfect sunny, warm spring day it was to get married…finally!
After 20 years, my partner and I are now husband and husband. Please keep me posted when all your children have been fully converted so I know our dastardly plan is working and the end of the world is near. … Continue reading
Before Wes Craven’s Shocker there was…PRISON
Amazingly, this is one 80s horror film I didn’t see in the 80s. It was filmed in 1986 but not released until 1988…and also never showed up on VHS in the video store at which I worked at the time, … Continue reading
The Serpent and the Rainbow; great title for a gay horror film
I never realized how gay Wes Craven’s 1988 film The Serpent and the Rainbow is because I never managed to sit through it and care about it. After trying again, this is what I came up with. Serpent=devil and sin … Continue reading
There are monsters in my TV!!!!
And they’re both on one Blu-Ray disc! 80s classics The Video Dead and Terror Vision have finally made it back to the home “video” market after a long hiatus (aka: the VHS days). So while everyone else was watching the … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Sound Check - The Songs Stuck in My Head, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged 1980s, 80s, Chad Allen, Deborah Iyall, Diane Franklin, Gerrit Graham, Jon Gries, Mary Woronov, Romeo Void, Ted Nicolaou, TerrorVision, The Fibonaccis, The Video Dead, W.A.S.P., Zombies
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Let’s get right to it…TEN Puppet Master movies!!!
PUPPET MASTER (1989) The epic series about puppet maker (master) Andre Toulon, who brings his creations to life—as little killer monster, begins in a hotel, with the unforgettable eerie carnival-like theme song that belongs right up there with classic horror … Continue reading
The Gingerdead Man needs a little Christmas spirit
In a last ditch effort to keep Christmas alive, I decided my next movie venture should be The Gingerdead Man trilogy. Needless to say, my biggest disappointment is that it doesn’t even revolve around the Christmas holiday! I know. Little … Continue reading
Posted in I Want Candy - And Other Treats, Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Sound Check - The Songs Stuck in My Head, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Gary Busey, Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust, Joan Jett, slashers, The Gingerdead Man, The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver
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The Pervert-Impaired Guide to Reading My Book Combustion
So, my full-length erotic horror novel Combustion is here. It’s the first in a series that reads like Buffy the Vampire Slayer if the monster hunters were all bears and boys (The Buff Vampire Slayer?). I became aware that some … Continue reading
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things
There’s really no better way to title a blog post about the 1973 movie Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Probably one of the best horror movie titles ever. And it’s by Bob Clark, who went on to direct Black … Continue reading
Thinking you may have to move to Canada soon? Come to the Cove instead…
…where the only thing you have to fear are the monsters. The Cove is the setting for my new erotic—or rather, filthy dirty—horror novel Combustion. It’s the first book in a new series I can’t stop writing. I turn off … Continue reading
Posted in Everyday I Read the Book: Literary Thoughts, In My Write Mind: News About My Writings, Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Tell You What's On My Mind (Pure Energy), The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Books, Combustion, Daniel W. Kelly, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
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