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Category Archives: Movie Times & Television Schedules – Staying Entertained
Check your boobs at the door (where they’ll definitely get eaten)
Strippers! Prostitutes! Burlesque dancers! Zombies! If you go into any of the 3 movies I’m about to discuss with ANY expectation other than boobs and blood, then a) you’ll be sorely disappointed, and b) you have no taste in movies. … Continue reading
Check your brain at the door (where it will probably get eaten)
Way back in 1985, just after George Romero’s official third film in the ‘of the dead’ series hit theaters, the campy horror Return of the Living Dead, an unofficial continuation, was released, and did something Day of the Dead didn’t. … Continue reading
Posted in Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Sound Check - The Songs Stuck in My Head, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged 1980s, 80s, Linnea Quigley, Necropolis, Rave to the Grave, Return of the Living Dead, SSQ, Stacey Q, Zombies
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Wrong Turn takes a wrong turn somewhere around the middle of part 3
The original Wrong Turn is one of my favorite horror flicks of the Y2K decade. It’s got Eliza Dushku. It’s got that hot guy as her love interest. It’s got deformed backwoods freaks, suspense, gore. That’s all I really need … Continue reading
What a large body count this zombie film has got…hot bodies, that is
How often do you see rippling man muscles in the first 5 minutes of a zombie film? Living muscles, that is. When Steve Niles’ Remains begins, it appears that the few survivors of the zombie apocalypse are spared any cannibalistic … Continue reading
Who’s afraid of the big bad Fright Night remake?
Right off the bat, the Fright Night remake did some things incredibly right, at least for me. Hot off the many heels of The United States of Tara, it cast Toni Colette as the mom. I’m amazed she even did … Continue reading
Posted in Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Sound Check - The Songs Stuck in My Head, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Chris Sarandon, Colin Farrell, Fright Night, J. Geils Band, Peter Vincent, Roddy McDowall, Toni Colette, vampires
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Subspecies sucks good—until it sucks bad
The Subspecies franchise starts off awesomely cheesy, intriguing, creepy, campy, and gory all at once. But it begins to fall apart at the halfway mark. When it first came out in 1991, it was premature for the exposure the internet … Continue reading
Dear Zombie Diary, torture porn has infected the living dead genre!!!
While George Romero was busy writing a Diary of the Dead, another little ‘found footage’ documentary style zombie movie was keeping Zombie Diaries. Different titles, but pretty much the same book: people filming their experiences as the world is overrun … Continue reading
This is HUGE: another lost 80s slasher finally on DVD
1982’s Humongous is yet another Friday the 13th rip-off I saw on cable back in the day, and I’ve been waiting over a decade for it to be released on DVD. I can’t wait until the day I have EVERY … Continue reading
Is Blade in the Dark a euphemism—or are you just happy to kill me?
In true Italian-horror-movie-of-the-80s fashion, director Lamberto Bava, son of director Mario Bava, proves that the creators are more psychosexually messed up than the characters in their films. I’m taking on 1980’s Macabre and 1983’s A Blade in the Dark, not … Continue reading
Silent Night, Zombie Night…not all is bright
When I came across this 2011 film, I was way psyched to add my first zombie Christmas film to my collection of heart-warming Christmas horrors. Make that heart-eating Christmas horror…. Great title, cover image looks campy/action oriented, AND it’s a … Continue reading