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Category Archives: Movie Times & Television Schedules – Staying Entertained
Camp Slaughter: this is how you capture the spirit of 80s slashers
I really cannot BELIEVE that I’ve seen this 2005 movie TRASHED by those who claim it completely fails in doing justice to the 80s slasher tradition. These people either didn’t grow up on 80s slashers, or don’t remember the 80s. … Continue reading
Things are getting scary at The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror
Gay horror films are few and far between and they always seem to get a bad rap. Despite seeing The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror trashed online, turns out it’s one of my favorite gay slashers (of about 2 … Continue reading
Chillerama: the horror anthology tradition goes gay
Chillerama has totally not gotten the cult following it deserves. Not in the horror subculture OR the gay subculture. Because the truth is, this film is pretty damn gay! It’s got a killer sperm. It’s got gay bear werewolves. It’s … Continue reading
My worst redneck nightmares x2000 (+1 and a sequel)…
2000 Maniacs (1964) In 1964, Two Thousand Maniacs seriously set the precedent for all backwoods/redneck/hillbilly horror films to come. The images on the VHS cover in the 80s were so bloody red that young teenagers like myself got queasy … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged 2000 Maniacs, 2001 Maniacs, 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams, Bill Moseley, Eli Roth, John Landis, Lin Shaye, Robert Englund, Two Thousand Maniacs
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Gay Zombie is like fast food for the horror lover to devour…
There’s really only one thing wrong with Gay Zombie…it leaves you hungry for more. Running only 20 minutes, this gay horror short is funny, light-hearted, gross, campy, romantic, tragic, sexy, and even throws in a fashion show montage! It’s rare … Continue reading
Green, blue, gray, and all other zombies of the rainbow…beware the PINK zombies!
Looking to convert your horror-hating gay buddies into gay horror whores? Creatures from the Pink Lagoon might be just what you need to stop them from squealing girlishly and hiding their eyes at your Halloween parties and getting them to … Continue reading
Frat House Massacre: WTF did I just watch?
Everything about Frat House Massacre, from the title to the shirtless pretty boy on the front cover, tells you you’re in for a movie that’s more homo than horror. And a lot of comments from horror fans on the internet … Continue reading
Hostel comes home to die…
Hey. Hostel Part III is a direct-to-DVD third film in the series without Eli Roth’s involvement. So you can’t expect much. And if you get it for 5 bux, it’s totally worth completing your trilogy. This time, it’s not even … Continue reading
Fright Flick just gets better with time….
From Israel Luna, the man who brought us Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives and the non-horror film R U Invited? (about an all-male sex party), comes 2011’s Fright Flick—a movie heavier on boobs than balls—and really heavy boobs at that. While … Continue reading