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- Everyday I Read the Book: Literary Thoughts
- I Want Candy – And Other Treats
- In My Write Mind: News About My Writings
- Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts
- Living in the 80s – forever
- Movie Times & Television Schedules – Staying Entertained
- Sound Check – The Songs Stuck in My Head
- Tell You What's On My Mind (Pure Energy)
- The Dan Zone Files – Just the Facts
- The Evil of the Thriller – Everything Horror
- Wagging My Dog Tales
- What I'm Doing With My Joystick
Category Archives: The Dan Zone Files – Just the Facts
Calling all gay horror whores!
As a gay guy who has been obsessed with horror since I was a little kid, I never searched for any correlation between the genre and the orientation. I just thought horror fans were horror fans. But because horror over … Continue reading
Posted in Everyday I Read the Book: Literary Thoughts, In My Write Mind: News About My Writings, Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Tell You What's On My Mind (Pure Energy), The Dan Zone Files - Just the Facts, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Boys Bears & Scares, Closet Monsters, Combustion, gay horror, Horny Devils
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What a perfect sunny, warm spring day it was to get married…finally!
After 20 years, my partner and I are now husband and husband. Please keep me posted when all your children have been fully converted so I know our dastardly plan is working and the end of the world is near. … Continue reading
Facebook: bringing people together or making friendships really awkward?
My sole purpose in getting on Facebook (and Twitter as well) was to use it as a promotional tool for my books. I’ve never been a devoted Facebook follower. I’m a bad Facebook friend. I don’t usually comment on your … Continue reading
Remember the days when every block had a haunted house? Mine had TWO…
Remember how every quiet suburban block seemed to have that one creepy, mysterious house that every child feared? Conveniently, there were two such houses on my block, one on each end. I happened to live right next to one of … Continue reading
The new limited edition Pepsi is a real drag-on fruit
What the hell is dragon fruit? I didn’t know until I ran across this new Pepsi on the shelf at Target and Googled it. It’s a real fruit and it looks sort of like Audrey II from Little Shop of … Continue reading
Posted in I Want Candy - And Other Treats, The Dan Zone Files - Just the Facts
Tagged Cola, dragon fruit, Pepsi, Pepsi X, soda, X Factor
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Snickers 3x Chocolate – when too much chocolate negates EVERYTHING
Some people pee a little when they laugh. Others throw up a little in their mouths when they hear something gross. Being a choco-whore-ic, I’ve been known to cum a little when I discover a new candy on the market. … Continue reading
I want my music collection in my home…not floating in the clouds…
As I continue my struggle to find my music purchases in hard format while beginning to accept the fact that at some point I’ll have to just ‘keep up with the times’ by downloading music onto my computer, I mourn … Continue reading
It’s Christmas. Take the LED out!
Another year, another battle for a return to form when it comes to Christmas lights. Let’s start with the dreaded L.E.D. lights that make everyone’s houses look like the set of Black Christmas. A few weeks ago as we prepared … Continue reading
The future of all my collections does not compute…
Yes, I’m an obsessive and compulsive collector of media that matters most to me: music, movies, books, video games. It takes a lot of shelves to store all this stuff. I’m always needing to put up more shelves. But these … Continue reading
My hellish hurricane weekend…that had nothing to do with the hurricane…
Is it true that strange things happen when nature is about to strike? Is the equilibrium of our existence sent into a tornado of imbalance just because a ‘hurricane’s a’ comin’’ [citation: Sophia Petrillo]? Let’s see… Thursday night, Danny was … Continue reading


