Author Archives: Daniel

About Daniel

I am the author of the horror books "Closet Monsters: Zombied Out and Tales of Gothrotica" and "Horny Devils". My stories have appeared in the erotic anthologies "Just the S*x," "Manhandled," "Bears," "Best Gay Erotica 2009," and "Dorm P*rn." Check out my blogs about horror, music, video games, and more at danielwkelly.com, follow MrPacDan on Twitter!

My life has gone to Hellraiser….

I was never particularly a fan of the Hellraiser series. I could never remember anything that happened in the films right after seeing them, which is usually a clear sign that a movie didn’t give me any fright delight. Of … Continue reading

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Cursed Mountain: Emphasis on the Curse…LOTS of them

Cursed Mountain on the Wii had the potential to be the best survival horror game of this generation to capture the feel of the classics from a decade ago. Only one thing held it back. It’s on the Wii. With … Continue reading

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On the prowl for a forgotten 80s slasher?

1981’s The Prowler is almost a perfect lost slasher. It has a distinctly “My Bloody Valentine” vibe to it. It has a lead chick with a distinctly Amy Steel vibe to her—she even hides under a bed and has a … Continue reading

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There’s a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills on my 80s Tuff Turf…

1985, the year that brought us the epic masterpiece The Last Dragon, was also the year I first adored Demi Moore as the husky-voiced 80s bitch with the flowing locks in the movie St. Elmo’s Fire. But 6 months before … Continue reading

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Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City: this zip code will never be the same…

Let’s face it. The Survival Horror genre hasn’t, well, survived the horror of game companies obsessed with satisfying action fans. Recent outings of Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Alone in the Dark have mostly disappointed long time fans of these … Continue reading

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Snickers 3x Chocolate – when too much chocolate negates EVERYTHING

Some people pee a little when they laugh. Others throw up a little in their mouths when they hear something gross. Being a choco-whore-ic, I’ve been known to cum a little when I discover a new candy on the market. … Continue reading

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Prophecy is giving me flashbacks…

Before there was the film with Christopher Walken, there was the 1979 classic about the mutant bear in the woods. Mom took us to see this PG rated movie at the theater that summer because we were one big horror-loving … Continue reading

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NEW!: Amazing Entenmann’s and more Pepsi Poison…

It was a big weekend at the grocery store for me, having found TWO products with“NEW!” bursts on the packaging. Pepsi has cursed us with yet another chemical-loaded calorie-phobic drinker’s cola featuring, as usual, a label that looks mostly non-distinct … Continue reading

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The anti-Silent Night, Deadly Night

Like a child on Christmas morning, I couldn’t wait. I did not heed the title’s warning, but instead opened Don’t Open Till Christmas in March. This 1984 British horror film was released on DVD a few months back, just in … Continue reading

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I want my music collection in my home…not floating in the clouds…

As I continue my struggle to find my music purchases in hard format while beginning to accept the fact that at some point I’ll have to just ‘keep up with the times’ by downloading music onto my computer, I mourn … Continue reading

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