Author Archives: Daniel

About Daniel

I am the author of the horror books "Closet Monsters: Zombied Out and Tales of Gothrotica" and "Horny Devils". My stories have appeared in the erotic anthologies "Just the S*x," "Manhandled," "Bears," "Best Gay Erotica 2009," and "Dorm P*rn." Check out my blogs about horror, music, video games, and more at danielwkelly.com, follow MrPacDan on Twitter!

Calling all gay horror whores!

As a gay guy who has been obsessed with horror since I was a little kid, I never searched for any correlation between the genre and the orientation. I just thought horror fans were horror fans. But because horror over … Continue reading

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Is that dry oatmeal on your face or are you a Shock Waves zombie?

I have to admit, I have a soft spot for 1970s zombies with makeup that looks like it was scooped out of a garbage disposal and slapped on actors’ faces. The 1977 zombie film Shock Waves totally fits the bill, … Continue reading

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Before there was Cold Prey, there was…Shredder!

A killer in a ski mask? Horny kids? Count me in! Every time I catch the 2003 slasher Shredder, I expect it to be as bad as the laundry list of next generation slashers that bombarded us for a decade … Continue reading

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It’s no Shocker that I completely blacked out Wes Craven’s Shocker

Being a huge fan of A Nightmare on Elm Street from the moment it hit VHS, I was most definitely a Freddy fan rather than a Wes Craven devotee. I never worshipped any movies just because they were made by … Continue reading

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What’s Beyond the Door isn’t Beyond the Door

Okay. So this is a case where the Italian movie industry decided to cash in on a successful horror movie by giving two completely unrelated films the sequel title treatment and creating a “franchise.” I don’t care that Shock and … Continue reading

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What a perfect sunny, warm spring day it was to get married…finally!

After 20 years, my partner and I are now husband and husband. Please keep me posted when all your children have been fully converted so I know our dastardly plan is working and the end of the world is near. … Continue reading

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Death Valley: He’ll shoot your eye out!

In 1982, a year before A Christmas Story was released, our beloved Ralphie starred in a 1980s slasher—as “the final girl.” Yep. Death Valley is a road trip slasher flick in which the killer is predominantly stalking a little boy. … Continue reading

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80s flix that need to come to DVD or Blu-Ray before download-only takes over the world!!!

Between working at a video store in the 80s that was in business from day one of the VHS era and having cable, I pretty much saw every 80s movie that ever existed. And just like my music collection, my … Continue reading

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Before Wes Craven’s Shocker there was…PRISON

Amazingly, this is one 80s horror film I didn’t see in the 80s. It was filmed in 1986 but not released until 1988…and also never showed up on VHS in the video store at which I worked at the time, … Continue reading

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When The Car collides with Road Games, you get Creep Van!

It feels like the 1977 killer car movie The Car was the inspiration for Creep Van, which is a total homage to the 1970s, from the music references and “pulp” feel of the picture quality to the concept of a … Continue reading

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