Well, the first four were voted off American Idol last night. Watching the boys perform on Wednesday, me and my partner knew immediately it was all over for that young kid when he spoke to the camera in his native tongue after his performance. How does everyone NOT know by now that you can not demonstrate any kind of pride other than white American straight pride on this show, especially this early in the game??? That’s why we were so surprised Adam Lambert made it as far as he did last year. He couldn’t hide his pride even if he came face-to-face with a 300 pound steroid-pumped football playing homophobe with anger management issues in a dark alley.
Meanwhile, how awesome was it when that Jim Morrison reject said that the judges didn’t give him any constructive criticism about changing up his image until after he performed for votes the first time–and they cut to Simon as he was mouthing the words, “That’s true…” Awesome. That’s like the closest we’ll ever get to Simon admitting he was wrong! And just in the nick of time, considering he’s leaving the show.


