Should I invest in a trailer home now? The game is on again, the people being pandered to with promises that are nothing more than pawns as both major political parties prevent change to prove who has the bigger penis. The votes have been counted, sexy Scott has declared victory, and zapping away gay marriage in Massachusetts will be the least of his goals. The decline of civilization is the utmost priority! It will begin with making sure there is NO healthcare reform so already struggling people will remain uncovered, which will succeed in killing many of them off (the ones who are ALREADY on a death panel), leaving the rest to go into foreclosure to pay their bills, which will further build the poor class and help obliterate the middle class. At the same time, it will ensure that healthcare companies continue to filter their money to the rich to keep them in power so they can further crush the middle class.
The crusade to abolish funding for public schools and increase college tuition will move full steam ahead, keeping the rich educated while the middle class get even dumber on their journey to poverty. This will further strengthen the slave labor work force we now have, with fewer and fewer people doing more and more mindless work for less and less money while paying growing and growing costs for their own healthcare, all for the sake of keeping big corporations thriving and the handful of people at the top of these corporations perversely wealthy. The rich and powerful will participate in helping corporations maintain this level of success by pretending that protecting our boarders from illegal immigrants is a number one priority while putting these tired, hungry, huddled masses, yearning to breathe free, in degrading jobs for no money with no healthcare.
Fostering desperation for jobs is ideal for further weakening the integrity and team spirit of the working force. Big corporations will continue to offer false promises of advancement and opportunity. This practice guarantees that employees will more aggressively continue trying to prove their worth to the ‘big guys’ by turning against and sabotaging fellow employees, buying into the philosophy that everyone loves a rat. The morale-boosting slogan for each and every corporation shall remain “be happy you have a job.”
The rich and powerful will further help to motivate and give hope to the peons by dropping the God-bomb, using faith and religion as mantras for the common folk to cling to and live by. The notion that family values are crucial to strengthening society will continue to be forcefully instilled. While the rich are spending taxpayers’ dollars on exotic trips to see their mistresses and cruising men’s bathrooms for pleasure, they will endorse marriage and sex as solely for the purpose of procreation, thereby convincing couples to bring into the world excessive numbers of children they can’t afford to provide with food, shelter and education.
Divisive issues like religion, race, gender and sexual orientation shall continue to be pushed to the forefront of political campaigns to distract the minions from focusing on the real issues (the plans to abolish their existence). The powerful tool called bigotry will do what it does best: turn common folk against one another to prevent any possibility of a united front. This is the ideal moment to empower the weak, sick, hungry, jobless, poverty stricken folk by making sure they are all armed with guns they are proud to know they have the right to own. Pushed to the brink of survival of the fittest, they can use these guns to dispatch of groups they’ve been told are lesser human beings than themselves, right out on the street (aw crap…my people are sure to go first!).
But hey, if this cool apocalyptic path is the one the rich and powerful want to take, it isn’t such a bad thing that the world is scheduled to end in 2012 thanks to the latest pushing back of the infamous prophecy. It will spare me the trouble of having to vote, because there are really no persons or parties worth voting for anymore because none of them truly cares about society or the fate of this country.
On the bright side, if there was going to be one savior responsible for setting off the chain of events leading to Armageddon, it’s appropriate it is a God-like figure like the one in the pornographic photo spread above. Watch out for that staple!
