The latest miserable human being I encountered was at the dog park today. It was a beautiful, spring-like day of nearly 50 degrees, with a warm breeze blowing and the sun shining. The dog park was packed with people milling around watching their dogs having fun. Suddenly, everyone began to notice these big tufts of hair drifting on the wind…and flying right into their faces and mouths! Pretty quickly, all eyes turned to a man who was standing in the MIDDLE of the dog park grooming his super hairy dog with a dog brush and simply allowing the big hair balls to run amok. And this a*hole actually kept LOOKING at the tufts blowing away and ferociously attacking the crowd of pissed off people giving him dirty looks, and yet continued to brush his dog!!! DESPICABLE.
On a much bigger level of despicable, there’s the ABC situation here on the east coast. ABC wants more money from cable (which inevitably means our cable prices will go up), so just in time for the Oscars, ABC decided to play dirty and remove the channel from our service until it gets what it wants. I’m so happy that the Oscars are fricking boring and that I didn’t get invited to one of those super gay Oscar parties. But Oscars aside, I went through my head trying to think of what shows I watch on ABC. The truth is, since ABC sux and canceled Better Off Ted and Eastwick, as well as destroying the legacy of Scrubs, and since I never dedicated myself to Lost, so no love lost there, the ONLY show I watch on the station is Desperate Housewives, which happens not to be on tonight because of the Oscars. And if I don’t have the wives back by next Sunday, I’ll just catch it on the ABC website. Screw ABC. Who needs it?
