New Jersey gays can’t get married—let’s all light up a legalized doobie and celebrate!

What a funny country we live in. Within a week’s time, New Jersey voted against gay marriage but voted to legalize marijuana for ‘medical’ purposes. I say to the gays—who needs gay marriage when you can now have a sick friend or family member hook you up with some legal pot (and hopefully not charge you for it) so you can score with the straight guys…because everyone knows straight guys are just a drink or a hit away from playing with the boys in traditional Top Gun Tom Cruise style (which is why gays are such a threat to society, of course).  Watch out New Jersey. You may have prevented gays from getting married, but you’ve just ushered in a new age of Sodom & Gomorrah!