Stay out of my drawers, straight woman!

So, this past weekend, I had one of my favorite co-workers over to the house with her 11 year-old daughter and their dog for a doggy date with my pups. She’d never been to the house before, so we gave her the ‘grand’ tour. Now, if you add up all the furniture in my house that has drawers, there have to be about FORTY drawers in total. And wouldn’t you know that as we take the tour, my friend would be compelled to open only ONE drawer…the drawer that has like 50 of my porns in it! She’s admiring the piece of furniture, and the next thing I know, she’s slowly pulling the knob of the drawer. I scream “NO!” Luckily, she knows all about my side job writing porn reviews on the internet, so she didn’t need to be warned twice and immediately slams the drawer shut and throws her hands up in surrender. Did we have a story to tell our coworkers the next day….