The latest from Pat Robertson is that gay marriage will lead to legal polygamy, bestiality, child molestation and pedophilia. That’s the most brilliantly unique point of view I’ve heard since the “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” argument. If what he’s saying is true, then we have to conclude that marriage between a man and a woman leads to legal gay marriage, polygamy, bestiality, child molestation, and pedophilia.
Meanwhile, the marriage protecting organization that has Miss California as its spokesmodel—I mean, spokesperson—issued a statement basically saying homosexual acts should remain illegal and all homosexuals should be jailed. Do they REALLY want to spend their hard earned tax dollars supporting us while we have all the gay sex we want in jail??? Personally, I think we’re much better for the economy on the outside and also have much less time to actually have gay sex when we’re being productive members of society.
And in related news, Miss California’s preacher made a statement that he knows a lot of people who used to be gay, but he has never known anyone who used to be black. Well, I have two things to say to that. First, I know a lot of gay people who used to be ‘straight,’ and second, he doesn’t know the Jackson family? Because there are a whole lot of them who used to be black…
