Tissues with soothing lotion are some serious snot rags!

So I had the flu for like two weeks, and I’m just getting over it.  It’s a complete coincidence that I have a bunch of decorative holiday tissue boxes around the house. They had them at CVS when I went to pick up my prescription, so I figured, why not? Apparently, their inflated price tag is not just because they’re made especially for the holidays, but because they also contain that soothing lotion that is supposed to prevent your nose from becoming all sore from constant blowing. I didn’t realize they were those kinds of tissues until well after I began using them. Every time I would blow my nose, I’d keep wiping and wiping because it felt like the tissue was picking up some serious slime! But then I’d check in the mirror and see nothing. Well, it turns out these fricking tissues are SO loaded with soothing lotion that you can’t tell when you’re done cleaning up your mess. Nasty.