DOH! Taking advantage of the epidemic of Americans without healthcare!

And so, on the Today Show this morning, we learned how a nation in which only select people have  medical coverage can affect us all. There was a story of a woman with no health insurance who raised a ton of money from compassionate strangers after being diagnosed with breast cancer. Only problem is–she didn’t have breast cancer. She played the ‘no medical coverage’ sympathy card to raise money to buy herself some bigger tits! Just think, this kind of scam couldn’t be pulled if everyone had health insurance because we’d all know she was lying! Now excuse me. I have no medical coverage and need to go raise money for my penis cancer…