Get it straight, straights!

I’m a member of this ‘gay writers’ site that let’s you set up profiles and befriend other gay writers, sort of like facebook or MySpace. So I get an e-mail yesterday that one ‘Edda McKenzie’ wants to be my friend. I hop on over to the site, thinking, “ah, my first lesbian writer friend,” and what do I see? A picture of some hot slut and a comment about all the things she can do to me if I’ll just get in touch with her.

HELLO HETEROSEXUAL PORN PUSHERS. Why are you spaming a GAY writers website??? Bad enough I get this stuff on my MySpace account, where I also make it QUITE clear that I am not into the pink triangle…well, not that pink triangle.

About Daniel

I am the author of the horror books "Closet Monsters: Zombied Out and Tales of Gothrotica" and "Horny Devils". My stories have appeared in the erotic anthologies "Just the S*x," "Manhandled," "Bears," "Best Gay Erotica 2009," and "Dorm P*rn." Check out my blogs about horror, music, video games, and more at danielwkelly.com, follow MrPacDan on Twitter!
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One Response to Get it straight, straights!

  1. With every Tom, Dick, and Harry trying to get in my pants, I think it’s so cute that gay men have no use for me. So refreshing.

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