So, I was thinking of taking video of my pups doing something silly and hilarious and submitting it to America’s Funniest Home Videos to try and win the 10 grand. There’s one problem. The ONLY way to win that 10 grand is to have the clip involve a child under 5 years old. Have you ever noticed, any clip involving either an animal or an adult, no matter how funny, will still lose the 10 grand to a two year-old who so much as just has apple sauce on his face?
My thought was to just borrow someone’s two year old, slobber apple sauce all over his mouth to get all the votes, and then have my dogs lick it of while I record it. Thing is, I have the sweetest dogs, but you put a child within 5 feet of them, and it’s like Cujo versus young Danny Pintauro all over again. My dogs would bypass the apple sauce and go right for the kid. I don’t know what happened to them before we adopted them from the shelter, but they HATE children with a PASSION. Which is kind of ironic, considering I named Miss Fine after The Nanny!
